Known for her mystery novels, Lisa Scottoline is shrewd, tart, sensitive, and hard to resist in Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog, the Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman.
Lisa, somewhere in her mid 50′s, is twice divorced (from men she calls Thing One and Thing Two). She lives happily in the ‘burbs with a bunch of pets and her daughter, Francesca, a recent college graduate (who also has her own things to say about Mother).
You’ll giggle about: being caught braless in the emergency room; Betty and Veronica’s life lessons for girls; interrupting as an art form; real estate ads as porn; Spanx as public enemy # 1; and so much more about life, love, family pets, and the pursuit of jeans that actually fit!
This memoir is drawn from Lisa’s popular Philadelphia Inquirer column “Chick Wit.” If you are charmed by the book, you may read her columns by going to http://www.scottoline.com/ and clicking on “columns.”